About Viking Sheep

Established in 1689, the secret society of the Viking Sheep has infiltrated world governments, both prevented and caused “natural” disasters, and was directly responsible for the fall of the House of Usher (the actual fall itself, not the story that hack Poe wrote about it). The hidden knowledge of the Viking Sheep has been passed down from that time, with the society gaining further insight and power with each new generation. New Sheep are taken through the rites of passage after being carefully selected, monitored, and groomed for the role over a period of at least fifteen years. Those that survive the tests join the ranks of the Sheep and can claim the title of Supreme Master for the remainder of their lives, although few choose to put it on their business cards.

You may think the geek arts and crafts found on this site are a pale imitation of what the Sheep should be, but we assure you, it’s all part of our plan.

Now, meet the Sheep!

Gochan
Nobody knows how old Gochan is or where she came from. Records of her existence have been found in ancient Greek carvings and Egyptian hieroglyphics, but even those refer to her as a legend. Rumor has it that when God said, “Let there be light,” she flipped the switch.

Pam
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape her sight. Let those who worship evil’s might beware her power, Pam’s ability to reduce your psyche to a gibbering mass of shame with the mere lift of an eyebrow

Duo
Duo is friendly and outgoing. Duo likes to read books and watch movies. Duo also likes wanton destruction of property on a massive scale. Duo has a giant mech. Duo knows where you live. Duo thinks you should go buy some Viking Sheep merchandise.

Rei
Rei is like a happy ball of sunshine. She’s always smiling, she loves everybody, and she’s friendly and eager be of service. And, just like a happy ball of sunshine, turn your back and she’ll burn you to a crisp and sell your meat as fried chicken.